by elneo March 24, 2003
rcd
Adjective, used to describe someone who experiences a sudden immersive fallic-epiphany, or in short this person "really craves dick."
Adjective, used to describe someone who experiences a sudden immersive fallic-epiphany, or in short this person "really craves dick."
In a fit of misguided homo-erotic fantasy rage, the young man who was scorned by his misguided attempts with women, failed to notice that he was really dreaming of another man.
G21salamander: Did you see the way that recently dumped fella has been writing all sorts of fan mail for that nice young man?
DonkeyKong: Yeah, this fella rcd for sure. He must have good wifi to be hiding so deep on the closet!
G21Salamander: Too bad, I never met a gay-Bedouin rugby player before. Once you get past the obsessive compulsive disorder, anger issues, and Margaret Thatcher face, he's probably really nice like the Queer Eye For Straight Guy fellas.
DonkeyKong: Indeed, but you are neglecting your privileged white private school ROTC training:
Cherry Creek ROTC Militia Rule 1.) Never allow a sexually compromised Bedouin in your foxhole!
G21Salamander: General Santa Ana says, "Have compassion for those who suffer rcd. You were issued a butterscotch crossbow and lazer arrows for this reason. Simply fire a warning shot and he will find his way back to the nearest pride parade."
Donkey Kong: That's the Christian thing to do. One of these days he'll make some lucky fella, a fine wife!
G21salamander: Did you see the way that recently dumped fella has been writing all sorts of fan mail for that nice young man?
DonkeyKong: Yeah, this fella rcd for sure. He must have good wifi to be hiding so deep on the closet!
G21Salamander: Too bad, I never met a gay-Bedouin rugby player before. Once you get past the obsessive compulsive disorder, anger issues, and Margaret Thatcher face, he's probably really nice like the Queer Eye For Straight Guy fellas.
DonkeyKong: Indeed, but you are neglecting your privileged white private school ROTC training:
Cherry Creek ROTC Militia Rule 1.) Never allow a sexually compromised Bedouin in your foxhole!
G21Salamander: General Santa Ana says, "Have compassion for those who suffer rcd. You were issued a butterscotch crossbow and lazer arrows for this reason. Simply fire a warning shot and he will find his way back to the nearest pride parade."
Donkey Kong: That's the Christian thing to do. One of these days he'll make some lucky fella, a fine wife!
by youBETTERlikeFOOD October 5, 2018
Reading comprehension disorder. Most people with a reading comprehension problem also have a listening comprehension disorder and a general comprehension disorder; in other words, an information-processing intellectual disorder. In simple terms, they don't brain good. This does not apply to dyslexic people, who simply aren't adept at making out words on paper but can understand concepts that they manage to read, or things that people say to them.
I think Bob has RCD. I gave him this instruction manual for these Legos and he thought the Lego went into the light socket because it had three holes.
by Fwarkyoodle January 3, 2023