Quonk

The small pieces of weed that one finds possibly down the back of the couch, or scattered around the carpet at a pertinant rolling spot that keep an avid potsmoker going until the next avaliable oppertunity to score some serious buda.

angelo - "oh my frickin god man theres nee weed left in the tin, what the f*ck"???

hannelore - dont worry mate ill ratch the quonk from around the table that will keep us goin until lance gets home with the henry.

angelo - fricken awesome.

by bobbydazzler raz raz metazzler May 25, 2011

Quonked

The state of being so high out of your mind that you begin to think and act like a duck or a goose.

“Bro I’m so quonked right now, quoonk.”

by Quonked March 24, 2023