Primus

The most amazing band ever!

Yo kid, there like Primus, except Primus is much better.

by Chris Schade December 8, 2003

Primus

An Alternate word for a Basketball.

Hey Corto, pass the Primus. I'm open.

by Russcheel February 25, 2009

primus

the most amaizing band ever... seriously listening to them is better than sex... I would love to have sex with Les Claypool.

I went to the primus show last night, good lord, it was awesome.

by snow white July 22, 2004

Primus

One of the most excellent bands on the planet. Formed in 1986 somewhere in the bay Area by Les Claypool (bass), Todd Huth (guitar) and Tim Wright (drums).

Wright shortly after the band's inception. He was replaced by Jay Lane. Then he jumped the shark too and was replaced by Tim "Herb" Alexander. Huth was also replaced by Blind Illusion guitarist Larry "ler" LaLonde.

CD after CD followed. Brian Mantia replaced Herb for The Brown Album and Antipop. But Herb has now returned for Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People, a 5-song EP.

Primus' "Pork Soda" was nominated for a Grammy in 1993.

by Kyo July 3, 2004

primu

Person that has a few selected friends. They all are "primus", a secret society that seeks to conquest the world. There are lots of lesser primus around the world.

The master primu of Malaga, the primus of Jaen.

by Lhazar February 8, 2004

Primus

An absolute chad who is also a basement dwelling kitten lover. Always requires his mods but can never support them. A demanding creature.

"You need to hop off discord, you're becoming a primus"

by norbert_dentressangle November 13, 2022

Primus

Experiencing connection difficulties during a gaming session thus insinuating one has shit connection. Symptoms: Lag, delay, disconnection and sudden bursts of anger from the connectee.

Club Captain: fuck sake Dellis! Why have you not passed that.

Dellis: Argh I did, I have fucking delay!

Club member: Don't blame it on your Primus connection you greedy bastard.

Dellis: Fuck off Danny

by Jeebel May 17, 2017