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Powerade Slurpee 

Start by putting powerade in a women's vagina. Then insert your penis into her pussy and start pounding her pussy to a pulp. By this point the juices should be mixed into into a thicker, tastier slurpy-like substance. Finally, use your mouth to extract all of the slurpee from the pussyhole into ones mouth.

Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.
At a San Diego State University sorority party, Brittany and Pj started getting friskey in bed when Brittany proposed that she wanted a powerade slurpee and Pj delightfully agreed and put the blue powerade in her vaghole and starting ramming his dick as hard and fast as he could to create the thick slurpee substance known as powerade slurpee.
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powergamer 

(online specific) Referring to a player of MMOs who goes to great lengths to maximize the amount of experience points (xp) they get in the smallest amount of time. They are obsessed with xp efficiency over all other things, including their own bladder status. Typical behaviors are inordinate amounts of time spent playing the game, getting the best equipment at all times for their character, and "farming" areas for the best loot and xp.
(typical powergamer quote) "Get out of my group. You'll ruin my XP."
powergamer by Midwest_Expatriate February 2, 2005

Powerhate 

Synonym to Haterade. Term used to point out a hater.
Iran has been sippin' that Powerhate for a while now.

Why you gotta be like that? You sippin' that Powerhate or what?
Powerhate by SuperMail July 14, 2009

Powerbate 

To masturbate quickly to get it over with quick
I have to powerbate in the bathroom so i'm not late to my next class

masturbate jakcking off jilling off
Powerbate by Yomama69-_0 May 13, 2013

powergaming 

powergaming, consists in achieving end game results (getting the highest and most favorable output possible) , ignoring everything else that constitutes the game as a whole. Another way to put it in words, would be taking shortcuts in the game in a counter-intuitive way. This practice is common in MMORPGs.

example: a player in an mmorpg doing powergaming would be joining a top ranked guild at starter level with high privileges, ignores the game storyline, skips all quests given except the ones needed to reach end game, ignores advanced tutorials, and gets power leveled to cap with the best gear possible, which would give him or her bragging rights over the rest of the average players.
This guy should be banned, he thinks he is the best player ever just because he was spoon fed by powergaming"
powergaming by Scoutmaster August 22, 2014

Powergasm 

A physical and emotional sensation brought on by a vast influx of inspiration of achievement. Powergasms are induced by listening to epic music or through a success in business, sports or gaming.
1:Dude, why was that guy at the back bus was punching the air and pushing his chest out?
2:I'm pretty sure he has a powergasm from listening to the Lord of the Rings soundtrack...

1:Is it just me or has Randy developed a nervous twitch?
2:It's not a nervous twitch, he's just had a perpetual powergasm for the past week since he got promoted.
Powergasm by meowfulcopter October 20, 2009