Pooch

Used to refer to something that is not good. Particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.

Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.

by Squasssh April 20, 2011

Pooch

Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.

Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.

by johnny x baby February 26, 2012

Pooch

The female version of the male gooch.

I like a lady with a small pooch

by Guildford Albion Handbook January 31, 2011

Pooch

The true unsung hero, the man, the myth, the man who demands no attention when he really deserves it. Late nights washing loads on loads of laundry, to the 6am rink grind to washing dirty jocks, pooch is the real MVP and everyone needs a pooch.

Dude my jock was so smelly but my boy pooch always got me covered

by Bigpappa200000 May 18, 2017

Pooch

A physical sensation that occurs when "tantalizing unhealthy" foods are consumed and your stomach appears to increase in mass. A common duo of foods that are infamous for causing this phenomenon are M&Ms and popcorn.

Oh my, it seems as if these jalapeno Poppers are beginning to make my stomach pooch.

by propstome April 14, 2013

Pooch

It's another word for vagina, pussy, minge, wizards sleeve, whispering eye.

I want to poke your pooch with my love sword

Spread your pooch so i can finger you

Your pooch looks and smells like a cauliflower

by Pooch Vegas December 12, 2013