Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.

Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.

by Raebosss November 18, 2016

plomping

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!

Dude i plomping ur mom last night!

by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 16, 2009

Plomp

Someone who is really cool and tells really cool storys.

Omg that guys so plomp!!!

by HELPME101 September 17, 2025

Plompe

When someone is being a bit plumpy

Ahhh she’s being such a plompe rn

by MAD182006 June 1, 2019

Plomp

To sit/lay down, typically in reference to a large/fat cat

My cat plomped on my keyboard while I was doing work.

by anonymous August 22, 2024