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Pleasant Valley, CA 

A rural community in central California. The number 1 industry is raising pheasants for gourmet restaurants, the Department of Conservation, and bird collectors.
The Pleasant Valley, CA High School football team is called the Pheasant Pluckers. The cheerleaders' favorite cheer is...(sung very loud and fast)
"I'm a Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker, Pleasant Valley Pheasant Plucker...
(3 times in a row)
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Pleasant Valley JR High 

Is filled with emotionally unstable kids and they are not aloud to have bags because of heckins kids that smoke juuls. The majority wear Birkenstocks and crocs everyday. You would think the school is filled with rich white kid but it’s really not the stereotype is smart Indian kids who are also stoners haha. Thank you.
1:Is that school filled with rich white kids

2: no it’s smart Indian stoners

Pleasant valley jr high is a school filled with middle class white kids and smart Indian stoners

Pleasant Valley HS 

A school in Bettendorf, Iowa which is 75% rich white kids with lifted Jeeps and 25% Indian stoners. OOTD’s include Vinyard Vines shirts and Birkenstocks with a Juul inside everybody’s waistband.
Wow, I drove past Pleasant Valley HS and saw a bunch of kids juuling in their lifted Jeeps.
Pleasant Valley HS by @ligmanuts August 21, 2018

Pleasant Valley Junior High

This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.

friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.