phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.

Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!

phonedation by Cupcaken February 25, 2010

phoncation 

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*

Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.

phoncation by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012

phonicator 

Someone who uses the phone ALL THE TIME and probably has more than one ear accessory.

He is on the phone all the time, texting or talking. He's a real phonicator.

phonicator by cosmic guts August 5, 2011

Phonebation 

The few days after you get your phone back from your parents or guardian.

Shania: Rida just got her phone back
AJ: Yea but she's on phonebation so she has to be extra careful

Phonebation by AJ_Connorz February 1, 2015

Hybra-vibra-phication 

The feeling one has when they believe their phone has vibrated in their pocket when it hasn't, only for it to then go off a few seconds later.
A common super power many teenagers of the 21st century have and could use to possibly save the world.

John: 'Hey dude. My phone just went off in my pocket...'
Bill: 'Take a look.'
John: 'Oh wait, it didn't.'
*John's phone vibrates*
John: 'Shit man, now it did.'
Bill: 'You could be Clark Kent with that Hybra-vibra-phication shit, John! That's such an awesome super power!'

Hybra-vibra-phication by Save_Marla_Singer August 20, 2008

Poonictionary 

Poonjab-to punch one's vagina

Poonexican-when you look at your and you see a stach

Poonboom-when your too far away for a poonjab you throw a bomb.

Poonbruise-when you look at your vagina and you see black and blue

Poonjew-when you lookat your vagina and you see a litte hat

Poonnazi-when you look at your vagina and your peubs are in the form of a swatzika.

Poonslice-when you judo chop a vagina

Poonedo-when your underwater and you see a vagina you throw a torpedo at it.

when any of the following words in poonictionary got to do with you, your vagina is in need of some good hearty dick.

Poonictionary by Poonmatt May 14, 2007

Pornication 

The attempt of a porn watchee to fornicate with whichever electronic device he/she is using to watch porn.

Billy can no longer see whats on his computer screen due to his multiple acts of pornication.

Pornication by Erik Villoria June 9, 2007