phoner 

When a "techy" gets a hard on by viewing of a new cellular device coming into ones marketplace.

"Whoa did you see that new Sony Ericsson? That thing gives me a phoner just thinking about it!!"

phoner by Kevin Ester February 11, 2008

Phoner 

A term for the overwhelmingly enjoyable feeling a new cell phone gives you.

My phone is so awesome and cutting edge that I get PHONER every time I use it.

Phoner by Histreet May 1, 2012

phoner 

A bulge in the front of one's pants from the combination of either too large of a phone/too tight of trousers; not necessarily representing an erection, but embarrasing none the less.

I but my Zach Morris phone in my cut-offs and now I have a phoner.

phoner by Dave P. D. September 28, 2005

Phoner 

phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....

Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."

Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'

moment of ackward silence....

Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"

Phoner by Price Chopper.... July 13, 2009

Phoner 

When your phone is in your pocket and it's placed in a way that it looks like you have a boner

"Is that a phoner or are you just happy to see me."
"Shut the fuck up frank"

Phoner by dopeturtle May 21, 2015

Phoner 

The bulge that appears when your phone is in your pocket

Tony: Dude, you have a total phoner right now.
Jim: Shit, do I really?

Phoner by Would you Kindly? September 6, 2015

Phoner 

An erection caused by phone vibrations.

Guy 1: Hey, man. How was the party?
Guy 2: Hold on, I gotta check my phone. It's vibrating too hard. I don't wanna get a phoner.

Guy 1: So, how's your family?
Guy 2: It's been pretty al-oh, damn. Someone's calling me
Guy 1: Ew, dude. You got a phoner!

Phoner by epullay August 21, 2016