Phoner

A term for the overwhelmingly enjoyable feeling a new cell phone gives you.

My phone is so awesome and cutting edge that I get PHONER every time I use it.

by Histreet February 22, 2012

Phoner

phoner, a word describing the look of your cellular phone bulging out of your pocket to look like and erection or boner....

Bro 1:.... "Bro i think i'm hitting you with my phoner..."

Bro 2:"your phone is right there bro....'

moment of ackward silence....

Bro 1:"wait its just my ipod.... LOLS"

by Price Chopper.... July 14, 2009

Phoner

An erection caused by phone vibrations.

Guy 1: Hey, man. How was the party?
Guy 2: Hold on, I gotta check my phone. It's vibrating too hard. I don't wanna get a phoner.

Guy 1: So, how's your family?
Guy 2: It's been pretty al-oh, damn. Someone's calling me
Guy 1: Ew, dude. You got a phoner!

by epullay August 22, 2016

Phoner

When your phone is in your pocket and it's placed in a way that it looks like you have a boner

"Is that a phoner or are you just happy to see me."
"Shut the fuck up frank"

by dopeturtle May 20, 2015

Phoner

The bulge that appears when your phone is in your pocket

Tony: Dude, you have a total phoner right now.
Jim: Shit, do I really?

by Would you Kindly? August 4, 2015

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.

Please tell me that's only a phoner.

by Phoner Phobia August 14, 2008

Phoner

A Phoner is an awkward boner resulting from accidentally leaving your phone sitting on your junk. When someone subsequently calls, the vibration leads to a Phoner.

Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....

by phoners4days November 29, 2013