a sorry ass mother fucker that doesnt have a dick. he need a big box of enzyte. he claims every afternoon when he gets on the bus he is going to get him so "pudding" hey petey you need a "spoon" before you get any "pudding" hey careful petey i might put a "spell" on you (the fleas of 100000000000000000000000 camels will infest your armpits)petey is an ugly ass mother fucker , too. he will never get a g/f , unless her name is "spice" and you have to pay her for every hour
fucking ugly mother fucker that , thank god , got his head shaved cause it looked like a fucking ugly ass animal crawled up there and died , and it fucking smelled like it , too.GO FUCKING BRUSH YOUR TEETH , petey
by raz November 11, 2004
1) A poor technical support representative that is often the butt of everyone's jokes. See: Jack-ass 2) A retarded person that plays the trombone in a marching band.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
by shocksta February 25, 2003
See samie and ally
Petey posseses some, if not all of the qualities, commenly associated with ally and samie.
Only slightly HARDCORE, and not into goats. Displays few signs of being gay max. She unlike her companions, may NOT have my babies, as if i nail her, i only get $2.
Although i'm sure it would be enjoyable.
Shows some signs of enjoying the company of Molly . Quite possibly too much.
Petey posseses some, if not all of the qualities, commenly associated with ally and samie.
Only slightly HARDCORE, and not into goats. Displays few signs of being gay max. She unlike her companions, may NOT have my babies, as if i nail her, i only get $2.
Although i'm sure it would be enjoyable.
Shows some signs of enjoying the company of Molly . Quite possibly too much.
'Hey petey, why aren't you being HARDCORE?'
'Hey petey...petey....petey what are you doing to molly? Oh ok.....well does ally know? I think you should tell her. No? Well at least can i join in?. Goodie.'
'Hey petey...petey....petey what are you doing to molly? Oh ok.....well does ally know? I think you should tell her. No? Well at least can i join in?. Goodie.'
by Mosha Trix December 19, 2003
Eatey petey means a man that eats box like a pro but then turn around and deny the shit. It’s the too cool for school ass niggas. It be the niggas that hate hoes.
“Fuck a thotiana I’m looking for a eatey petey”
“He look like a eatey petey”
“He ate me out like a eatey petey”
“He look like a eatey petey”
“He ate me out like a eatey petey”
by HemaEbk March 25, 2019
When a man twists his nuts around until they are wound up tight, puts them in someones mouth, and lets them spin around like a helicopter.
by Pablomatic August 14, 2018