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pennquest 

1. 3 days before new student orientation during which you will be embarrassed beyond words, reek to high hell, be stuck with total strangers and be forced to do hard labor. Furthermore you will love EVERY minute of it.

2. A stylish 3 day experience during which you will learn how to look (and smell) sexy dressed in hand-me-down 1980's hiking gear.

3. A wilderness boot camp program offered to incoming freshmen at Penn (Penn State's Philadelphia campus) in order to train them to take on the armies of killer squirrels roaming the wilderness of West Philadelphia.
Student 1: Wow, you saved my life. Where did you learn to wrestle a squirrel like that?
Student 2: No problem man, its just a good thing I went on Pennquest.
pennquest by McLovinPQ12 January 6, 2008

sloppy penncrest 

When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.
Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!

Pedoquester 

A man or woman who is too old for doing a social child's activity, but it still doing it. One can only be considered a Pedoquester however if he/she is alone. Child's activities are alright to do in larger groups of friends.
An older man at Laser Quest, who is not only there alone, but has been there for over ten sessions. He has gotten so good at this game that he cannot be hit, and continually wins the number one spot. Since his targets and fellow players are all young children, this man would have to be considered a Pedoquester.

Also, an older man in a jungle gym is always a sure sign of Pedoquestry.
Pedoquester by The Bomblette September 5, 2010

Pennestated 

When you get molested and/or raped by a coach in the shower room. Odds are greatly increased if you're a male under the age of 18. Sounds similar to penetrated. Also can be used as Pennestation.
Boy 1 "I've got to go to football practice today, so I can't hang out."

Boy 2 "Make sure you don't hang out in the shower room and get Pennestated."
Pennestated by Sinful Divinity November 29, 2011

pennestri 

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The surname Pennestrì is the 2,530,696th most widespread family name on earth, borne by approximately 1 in 125,647,343 people. Pennestrì occurs predominantly in Europe, where 98 percent of Pennestrì live; 98 percent live in Southwestern Europe and 98 percent live in Italic Europe.
The surname is most frequently held in Italy, where it is borne by 57 people, or 1 in 1,072,924. In Italy it is most numerous in: Calabria, where 51 percent reside, Lazio, where 33 percent reside and Lombardy, where 5 percent reside. Not including Italy this last name is found in one country. It also occurs in Australia, where 2 percent reside.
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HE IS A TRUE PENNESTRI
pennestri by CHUNA4Life July 14, 2021

PennWest Edinboro 

The new bitch ass name Edinboro University took up after merging with two other schools across West PA. What the fuck were those clowns thinking?
Fuck PennWest Edinboro! We want the good old Edinboro back!
PennWest Edinboro by Flickersonjr September 15, 2022