by Pzzzzz November 25, 2011
The combination of the words "Poo" and "Wank"
these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"
Push one out while you Pull one off
A Tug and a Turd
these two activities occur at the same time when "Panking"
Push one out while you Pull one off
A Tug and a Turd
by Marson June 3, 2007
Lang: Corr I had a right good Pank last night
Jax: What are you on about??
Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
Jax: What are you on about??
Lang: You now when you poo and wank at the same time
by Paul Lancaster May 1, 2008
by MaryCourtAdrienMeagan January 2, 2008
The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006
v.) To spank a male or transitioning male on the penis.
Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!
Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
by takesumcake jones May 26, 2015