PTA

The act of a quick wash

When one is lacking the time necessary to have a full shower/bath, and decides to quickly have a "PTA"

Meaning - Pussy, Tits and Armpits.

To wash the most important parts, quickly when time is of the essence.

Usually at a basin with a washcloth.

"I've just gotta have a PTA before we leave"

Do I have time for a shower?
No just have a PTA!!

Wait for me I'll be 5, just having a PTA real quick!

by Heartyfarty July 9, 2014

PTA

PTA - Pussy to Ass

During Intercourse you take your dick out of her pussy and shove it into her ass really fast.

Man 1: I had so much fun last night!
Man 2: Did you get a PTA?
Man 1: No...
Man 2: THEN FUCK OFF.

by ThaiHoak August 27, 2009

PTA

Poor Tight Ass who happens to be the mom of one of the popular girls.

Dude, who's that?
That's Chaela's mom, she one of the PTA's.

by Schmello! September 27, 2014

PTA

Pulled from Thin Air: Making an unsubstantiated guess without any prior experience or knowledge on the subject. Similar to a Wild Ass Guess (WAG), except that a WAG involves at least general prior knowledge before the guess.

This year my sales sales quota was based a bit on last years results, but mostly on PTA.

by GetWorked January 19, 2010

PTA

Stands for Pick-up Truck Asshole. Basically someone that drives a pick-up truck who can't drive, acts like they are the only one on the road, or simply just drives like an asshole.

"I can't believe that idiot just ran that red light he almost caused and accident."

"Yea Well its just your typical PTA"

by Brad Dammit January 27, 2007

PTA

Often a reference to "PTA Gang Bang" the most amazing band EVER. That isn't an opinion. Thats a fact.

"So I was listening to PTA last night"
"WTF dude. You don't listen to PTA, you let their lyrical explosion fill your heart and soul with beautiful sound"

by Atom-The amazing high pitch November 26, 2006

PTA

Acronym: Public Tweet of Affection

Randomgirl: @randomguy hi baby i miss you so much
Randomguy: @randomgirl thanks for the obnoxious PTA

by TWITTERLAW October 23, 2009