Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes.
Might be working for the Taliban.
Where do your taxes go? (To them.)
Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.
Might be working for the Taliban.
Where do your taxes go? (To them.)
Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.
by ChewbaccasBitch January 5, 2010
by JP June 28, 2004
by j dog June 7, 2004
very cool twins who are very funny, polite, mature, professional and have the best clothes out of any girl on the planet. they both have their own sense of style and at least don't rip off other celebrities, instead other celebs rip off them. they're very smart, and are nice. they're also very good-looking and have a healthy body image. they're very cute and stylish. and yes they have fashion sense, believe it or not
you: OMG OMG I'VE FINALLY MET YOU GUYS THE OLSEN TWINS!!!!
mary-kate and ashley: shut up.
you: why?
mka: because you're an idiot.
girl: hi, can i have a cigarette?
mary-kate: nope. go away.
guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT!!!!!!!
ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?
mary-kate and ashley: shut up.
you: why?
mka: because you're an idiot.
girl: hi, can i have a cigarette?
mary-kate: nope. go away.
guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT!!!!!!!
ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?
by Honeyyyyyyyyyy January 2, 2007
twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$
fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.
present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons
fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna Rexia.
present day way to tell them apart:
Ashley is semi-rexic
Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons
Isn't it odd that John Stamos (uncle Jesse) seperated with his model wife Rebecca Romijn from their 5 year marriage just a month before the olsen twins turned legal? hmmm?...
by alwrfkelkfmbqwerqsmfglsdfld June 6, 2004
One horribly talentless person, who somehow seperated into two objects while still remaining the weight of one person.
1)One of the Olsen Twins should just eat the other one. Then they might look normal.
2) Now that the Olsen Twins are legal, no one wants them.
2) Now that the Olsen Twins are legal, no one wants them.
by PhillyLove831 January 29, 2006
Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.
Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
Recently turned 18 (June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal repercussion.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 15, 2004