Located in Oxford, Mississippi, this is the smallest university in the great state of Mississippi even with the highest acceptance rate among the three major colleges in the state (Mississippi State and Southern Miss). Students typically have lower GPA's (than State and Southern) and a taste for dressing like snobs and often try to pretend they aren't from Mississippi. Ole Miss is academically and soon to be totally athletically inferior to Mississippi State.
Parker - "Dude, I can get into State. My GPA is too low!"
Sam - "Man, don't worry. Buy yourself some loafers, and go to Ole Miss. It's easy to get accepted there."
Sam - "Man, don't worry. Buy yourself some loafers, and go to Ole Miss. It's easy to get accepted there."
by TheRealWinner February 18, 2010
A nice place where boys retreat from their childhood fears and the Klan marches freely. Snooty types, that claim their rival is LSU even though everyone knows LSU and ARK play for the biggest trophy in college football. If you're in the business of running off mascots, heritiage, and getting your ass handed to you by Mississippi State, you will love this place.
man I'm glad Ole Miss Col Reb wasn't here to see that maroon and white ass painting we got from Dan Mulen
by HardyHar1 March 16, 2011
A college in North Mississippi. A school where most don't go to learn, just to party. As such the education is mediocre at best. Synonymous with relation to assholes, douchebags, dicks, pricks, and stupidity. In fact its almost a special breed, not seen elsewhere in the world.
by hobojoe135 April 6, 2009
The team that LSU loves to open a can on every year. Ole Miss is easily one of the worst schools in America, as well as one of the worst football teams. The average Ole Miss football fan has the IQ of a rock, and they act like asses.
by Mike the Tiger December 18, 2004
The university to attend if you think you are better than everyone else. If your an ole miss student you most likely party every night and try to be preppy. This is th place to go if all you care about is partying. But most of all this is the school that mississippi state can beat any day.
by Olepiss April 5, 2014
The University of Mississippi is a school that steals everything about their image from other people. The town is named Oxford after the city of the same name in England. The colors are stoled from Harvard and Yale (ironically, since Ole Miss is the polar opposite of these places). The mascot is stolen from the Confederacy. "Ole Miss" is actually a derogatory term for a slave the slave owner would sleep with in the Old South. Also, students at Ole Miss started a fraternity known as "The Rainbow Society." Gay? Extremely.
by datruth252525 June 16, 2009
the ass holes of the deep south (louisiana mississippi & alabama); where your parents send you if youre not smart enough to get into any other southern school because you can buy the professers off (i swear they do this, how else did my dumbass uncle get an 'education'?)
by lsu cheerleader July 13, 2005