Noose

someone who makes you feel like you want to commit suicide every time they speak, conjuring the image of them being the noose tied around your head as you are about to hang yourself

wow jacob is being such a noose today

by darsenbrindel January 25, 2011

Noose

Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death

"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette

by Paul forster July 11, 2008

Noose

:D the best thing in life that can help you in many ways

me: :D i wanna hang myself
person: *gives noose* this is what you are looking for

by owo i really wanna die July 2, 2019

Noose

The anatomical arsehole located between your bum cheeks.

Doctor: "please sir, kindly slacken that noose before I attempt to remove that mobile phone".

by Luke Walton January 21, 2008

Noose

a rope you dance on lol joking that's how you get hanged

I was noosed to the roof

by BobtheTatMate October 11, 2018

noose

Man's neck tie, dress tie.

My boyfriend is a noose freak. He has over twenty in his closet, and most are pure silk.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2021

noose

A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.

Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.

by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017