Nog

by J.A.A July 4, 2018

What your roommate watches after quietly walking to his bedroom and locking the door. Was formerly known as pornography.

Jarod: “Mike’s been in his room a while. What do you think is going on?”
Kevin: “He’s definitely watching some nog.”

by daltonjfk August 30, 2019

A Nog is a cluster of toes

by Anonymous Nog July 17, 2018

1.To give a sloppery or poorly executed blow job.

2.To enjoy a sloppery blow job

1. I bet you give Nog you slag

2. Yo girl, gimme some of that nog

by J.A.A July 8, 2018

by KCapTaiNL April 3, 2018

nog

a term of endearment for your best friend-- your Number One Girl. Similar to bae.

Bride: Thanks for throwing me a sweet bachelorette party. You know me so well!
Maid of Honor: No problem, that's why I'm the nog.

by Han.K December 20, 2014

Look at that couple's nog! It would be cute if it had two eyes, a nose and a mouth.

by curlymeatball38 February 6, 2011