butter my bread

1. a random statement used in a group to cause gaiety

2. a vague sexual reference

Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.

For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).

The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.

by Cullinator February 05, 2012

I'll take my bread

When you make a purchase that you are happy about.
The idea that doe turns into bread is the same as your money to a purchase.

"I'll take my Bread!!" As you walk away a happy owner of a new car.

by naima April 06, 2015

your shit is my bread

signage on the plumbing van i realy saw

your shit is my bread!!!

by MadDogVlad November 07, 2006

Step on my garlic bread

The asexual form of step on me when an ace child finds someone else attractive

Person A: Hey cutie~
Person B: mOMMY STEP ON MY GARLIC BREAD
Person A: You must be ace, right?
Person B: yEP

by FishLady_GarlicBread March 15, 2022

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

by Jihaleh August 10, 2012