Cut my bread 

A phrase a female would use at dinner in front of other couples to show that her man is whipped. If the male does cut the bread. He is thereforth whipped

Female: Jeff, "Could you please cut my bread"?

Cut my bread by Rachelv October 15, 2007

slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.

"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."

slice my bread by Legitimacy November 29, 2016

your shit is my bread 

signage on the plumbing van i realy saw

your shit is my bread!!!

your shit is my bread by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006

butter my bread 

1. a random statement used in a group to cause gaiety

2. a vague sexual reference

Generally used after a lull in conversation, preferably in a southern accent.

For example: A group of friends are frying up some snails for dinner while shooting everclear, and after a LULL in conversation the jokester in the group says butter my bread (emphasis on the southern accent, especially on the bread).

The group is left stunned and confused at the unknown phrase, and laughter abounds.

butter my bread by Cullinator February 5, 2012

roast my bread 

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.

James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!

roast my bread by Jihaleh August 10, 2012

knead my bread 

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread

She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread

knead my bread by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015

Slap my bread 

It means to slap the bread. What? You thought it was sumth dirty? Nasty ass. Smh

Jilly: Hey, could you slap my bread?
Stoned idiot: sure dude

Slap my bread by 92914 November 17, 2020