its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.
you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.
by elle088 October 14, 2010
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Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.
Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.
by Kyle's Twin December 31, 2013
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A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 16, 2010
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It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."
Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing
by S3V October 15, 2010
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You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!
by Chetchez October 21, 2010
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Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls
That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!
by Zzkconncar October 16, 2010
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