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Monkeypox

Similar to Sars, but only cowboys, KKK, and so-called gungho GI gets it by rubbing their pairrie dog's private part everynite.
Cowboy Bush and KKK Whitey is acting like monkeys after getting monkeypox from rubbing their dog's genital every morning and twice at night.
by monkey lover June 19, 2003
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Monkeypox

Something you get in the Midwest from touching your own prairie dog a lot. A disease with rashes and stuff...
She got all like Monkeypox on him.
by Cori June 9, 2003
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Ron had us go down and load up a bunch of steel to take to the steel bin at the end of the day. What a total monkeypox move.
by Monkeypoxman July 29, 2022
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A disease spread by unhygienic and over sexualized homosexual men. It is curse of God against the immortal of the gays
Little Timmy went to school today and came back with monkeypox from his gay teacher. The gay diseases is all over little Timmy's anus and mouth now. The teacher was just let out for sexual assault on bail reform.
by Factzteller August 14, 2022
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Monkeypox denial

The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.
Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.
by queensburykid August 22, 2022
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MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox
I dropped my pizza on the floor and the ate and I got monkeypox
by BananaBoi11 August 30, 2022
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Monkeypox is a dangerous virus wich naturaly will spawn in 2 places: ohio and africa. Monkeypox can only be transported by monkeys and since africa is full of monkeys wich fly all over the world, you can now find it everywhere.

Normal symptoms might be huge craving of bananas, fufu, grape kool aid or fried chicken. Your skin also might get the wrong colour, wich in that case there is no turning back unless your like michael jackson.
Requise: ohh oh ahh ahh (scratches his armpit)
Other guy: he has monkeypox
by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third December 22, 2022
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