Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.
MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox