Minion

Minions are bootylicious yellow cylinders that roam the Earth searching for their next master. They are also known for being thicc af. Their origin is still unknown to scientists. It can also mean someone has an appearance similar to a minion.

Bruh, Isaac looks like a minion.

by scootmaster July 20, 2016

Minion

Yellow butt plug/tic tac abominations that blled gasoline and heroin

Mac: "Liam's addicted to Minions! He needs help!"
Liam "Those abominations are the only thing that let me feel anymore"
Stacy: "Oh God Why???!?!?!? *sob*"

by your_real_name__ February 14, 2016

Minion

Yellow dildos meant to be shoved up asses. Meant for porn but had a technical difficulty and was switched to a movie series. Rated X

Guy 1: "uhhh this minion"
Guy 2: "HARDER"

by ainm cleite October 31, 2016

Minion

The sexiest thing on the planet.

I had sex with a big yellow minion.

by SexyMinionBoi69 March 15, 2019

Minion

A group of moms at 3am on facebook. Also described as a cult.

"The Minions Got into my house again" me
"You too!?!?!?!?!??! so # gamer lit?!?!??!???!?" jerald

by mOmMe MOm November 4, 2019

Minion

A yellow one eyed douche bag.

Kevin is a minion.

by MrNoobins October 13, 2015

Minion

beady eyed little yellow niggas

Tom: I just watched minions last night

Hugh: Ew

by King Buggy XIII January 4, 2019