a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.
by urgerburger March 22, 2011
Literally, here are quotes I have heard from the schools students and teachers.
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
(Located in The Islands):
(Boys Bathroom)
Boy One- “Bro, what if someone walks in and sees us?”
Boy Two- “Shut up and no one will know. Now hold still so I can measure properly.”
Boy 1- “You slept with her?!”
Boy 2- “She asked for it. She is a slut anyways.”
Boy 1- “Don’t talk like that about my girl!”
Boy 2 - “She ain’t your girl, she is the schools girl.”
*both proceed to slap box each-other*
(Girls Bathroom)
Girl 1- “She wouldn’t shut up and kept blurting out answers.”
Girl 2- “Not to mention she kept trying to talk to Jacob.”
Girl 3- “She needs to just stop talking all together. Cya later.”
Girls 1 and 2- “Bye.”
***one second after she left***
Girl 1- “What a skank. Did you know she slept with my boyfriend?”
Girl 2- “Hold up, what! Shut up!”
by MiddleburgTrash December 17, 2021
Middleburg, VA is one of the oldest towns in America, located in Northern Virginia, about 45 miles west of Washington, D.C. It is the orange county of the east coast. Middleburg residents are the richest and most beautiful people you will ever meet. They also happen to be the smartest - a large percentage having gone to an Ivy league college. It's rolling hills are home to many lavish horse farms that have horses that probably cost more than your two cars combined. Not that they stay here during the winter - of course they all go down to Palm beach to show at WEF. Middleburg is also widely known for its top notch schools, such as Foxcroft Boarding School for Girls right outside of the town.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Yes, although when walking down the street in middleburg you will see Mercedes, BMWs, Land Rovers, and the occasional Lamborghini, as well as Aramani clad men and women in head to toe Chanel, Middleburg is still made up of nice people who use their wealth to their benefit but also for the benefit of others less fortunate then them.
Valley bitch: I hate Middleburg, VA and foxcroft girls.
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
Valley bitch 2: yeah they are so much more richer and smarter than us. I wish i was as pretty as them, and i wish i could play sports like them.
Valley bitch: omg i know, but i mean lets just go get drunk and have sex with all of our friends. and then go to mcdonalds okay?
Valley bitch2: sounds like our typical weekend. Im game.
Middleburg girl 1: Hey want to go to lunch at the uppercrust with our guy friends?
middleburg girl 2: yeah definitely! let me go get my jimmy choos and we can go.
middleburg resident 1: middleburg is against sprawl and wants to preserve the natural beauty of the town, and keep it as safe and quiet as possible.
developer: I dont give a shit. i want more money! yay sprawl lets kill all the animals
Middleburg boy 1: wow, we have so many hot friends! and they are all so classy! but i want quick ass...who should i call?
middleburg boy 2: anyone who goes to valley!
middleburg boy: Hey
valley girl: eat my corn hole.
middleburg boy: what?
valley girl: kiss the cheeks, eat the cornhole. EAT IT HOE!!! EAT ITTTT
middleburg boy: I should have stuck to girls in my own town...
by wfs09 October 28, 2007
A school where all you hear is howdy partner and let's go huntin' the football team is okay and getting better with the seniors leaving the next hear will be more fun the volleyball team is good but never does better than district champs and the softball team is on the fall for good the girls are all dtf and the guys are ehh unless they play football the white guys are all packing on the team and will have there girls begging for more Middleburg is an okay place with terrible stuff
by Hunkinmytrunk37 November 9, 2018
you’re either a country bumpkin, thot, or one of the very few decent people that are under appreciated and ignored. “popular” thots wear crocs or those weird boat shoes (both gross as fuck like you guys look mad ugly) and think they are superior bad bitches but they really just musty and racist. guys are untrustworthy and headass getting to school 30 minutes early to hang with their annoying jhit friends by their pickup truck that their daddy is paying for. the new freshmen are all either an emo or a MADDDDDD THOTTT. sophomores are headass, annoying, and think they run the school. juniors are weird as fuck but can be chill. seniors are obviously superior but filled with drama. EVERYONE has a nicotine addiction. and no there is not incest idk why people say that weird shit, sorely mistaken mhs for chs
sarah: “yeah i got catcalled by some country bumpkins that were juuling in the back of their pickup”
me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”
me: “well that’s middleburg high school for ya”
by an ignored decent person November 9, 2018
Middleburg heights is a very small suburb of Cleveland. When you walk seven miles in either direction you will end up in one of five cities. The new combined highschool is essentially a giant trap house for high schoolers. In 2016 many of the millenials in the area became addicted to heroin and destroyed their lives. As time goes on Middleburg heights will more than likely destroy itself from within. Middleburg was once a peaceful town. Nowadays Middleburg is the like the new "drive through" city to buy drugs. If you are in search of a variety of drugs you may want to consider the neighboring cities Berea and Brook Park.
We are in Middleburg heights Ohio and the only thing to do here is go to the rec center.
Why does everyone feel the need to tell me they are sober in Middleburg Heights Ohio?
Why does everyone feel the need to tell me they are sober in Middleburg Heights Ohio?
by Slump Lord December 15, 2016