Mario Kart is the racing game series made by Nintendo. It was made to realistically simulate driving in Italy.
by Wasabi_i February 5, 2020
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
by GreenBayPackers1113 March 29, 2015
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
by ItsBozzie December 31, 2010
Chad: THE BLUE SHELL IS UNFAIR, I WANT A MARIO KART REMATCH
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
Fred: YOU'RE JUST A SORE LOSER
Chad: *punches fred
by SuperM789 January 1, 2019
while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.
i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.
by deekayzero November 19, 2018
Mario Karting:
Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".
Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.
Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".
Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.
Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".
by Devastez July 5, 2011
A special event that occurs normally in Mario kart where one drops from one place to another. This event can be applied to other scenarios outside of Mario kart as well
by Mario kart scientist January 25, 2019