man flu 

Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.

"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."

man flu by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

man flu 

''Sick'' but still able to game

brutal throat and chest but can still get a game or 2 in ''Perry's man flu''

man flu by Branders dot rocks April 20, 2018

Man Flu 

1)A slight sniffle or cold that is turned into a dreadful condition by the imagination of the male sufferer

2)A Man's Flu (flu = Long chimney structure for fireplaces) is used to describe a mans penis.

"Isn't Quint really ill?", "Nah, he just has man flu!"
"Homosexuals like Man Flu"

Man Flu by Jon Adams September 27, 2006

Man flu 

The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.

My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.

Man flu by wastecase November 28, 2019

Man Flu 

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.

Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!

Man Flu by Flobsmack August 21, 2023

MAN FLU [ man flu] 

An affliction that affects the Y chromosome in the human population. symptoms include delirium, headaches, chronic fatigue, catarrh, severe confusion, sniffles and a bit of a cough. Has been linked to hypochondria though as yet no scientific link has been proved.In the event of a suspected case of Manflu, you are advised to keep the patient hydrated via the normal fluid intake: to wit;usual fluids (water, fruit juice beer and spirits). Fat intake is also recommended to give the patient calorific energy.We recommend protein, carbohydrate, fat in the ratio of 2:4:9.
IN NO CASE should the suspected patient be made to perform any arduous tasks since this will only lead to a relapse if said patient is not ready.
As stated and signed.I.M.Llyere (W.H.O.) European Advisor in Pathogene Studies0.

"MAN FLU man flu" MAN FLU
"MAN FLUman flu"
J.L.P.Smith versus The Government of the U.S.A.

MAN FLU [ man flu] by will8371 January 17, 2009

Man Flu Season 

The time of year where man flu starts to set in and spread from one man to another. Usually quite late or early in the year, around winter time.

Dave: Best be on your guard mate.
Billy: Why?
Dave: It's man flu season, don't want to catch it do you?
Billy: Hell no!!

Man Flu Season by Stotty146 October 6, 2010