malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 19, 2019

mald

mald/malding, is when a situation is making you mad and bald at the same time.

"This game is making me mald!"

by RyuRenyama June 14, 2019

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 19, 2019

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 19, 2019

Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.

Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.

by El Mao April 24, 2020

Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding

bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding

by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022