Lumberjack

Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.

Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.

Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

The most awesome lumberjack ever was Paul Bunyan, he was kickass.
A lumberjack's ax is NOT spelled with an e like "axe". Only norsemen had axes.

That lumberjack will pwn j00 easy!

Lumberjack by master stghm January 23, 2005

lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

lumberjack by The Professor June 28, 2004

Lumberjack

A sexual act involving 2 men and 1 woman with large, floppy breasts. The woman lays on her back, while each man slides his penis under a breast from each side. To avoid touching each other in the middle, the men coordinate going back and forth, like 2 lumberjacks sawing down a tree.

May also be referred to as a "See-saw"

Man 1: "I'd fuck that fatty *under* her floppy tits."
Man 2: "Me too - let's lumberjack her!"

Lumberjack by sureshot007 October 17, 2011

Lumberjack

Term used to describe a chick that gives a lot of handjobs...(hand ho). One who "jacks lumber" (Gives hand jobs)

"That chick is such a Lumberjack"

"That hand ho jacks alot of lumber""

Lumberjack by Bphilho June 8, 2009

lumberjack

A three some with one girl and two guys. The girl is on all fours doing oral to one guy while the other guy is behind her. The two guys take turns pulling the girl back and forth like two lumber jacks pulling a big ass saw.

Me and Bob lumberjacked the shit out of that bitch.

lumberjack by sudsy2007 January 1, 2008

lumberjack

a lumberjack is a person who wears all plaid, every single day of their life. lumberjacks can be either antisocial or popular, and they are usually male. however, rare female lumberjacks have been spotted on occasion.

this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.

is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!

it looks just like all your other plaid shirts... how am i supposed to tell which one it is? you're such a lumberjack!

lumberjack by i_don't_owe_you_a_thing February 22, 2011

Lumberjack

Wanking in the trees

"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"

Lumberjack by Sir plops September 2, 2022