When a women lays under you and sucks your dick while you shit on hear chest and it runs between hear boobs like a mud slide
yo jim lets give ashley a lockport mudslide
by alex420 June 24, 2008
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to insert your penis into a rectum and urinate.
jon gave sally a lockport water balloon last night !!!! she came runnin' out of his apartment screaming bloody murder!!!!!
by hibbityshibbity February 2, 2010
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when you ram it into a girls ass and then also jam it into her vagina then piss all over them titties!
kyle really Lockport log jams them big booty black bitches
by poptart14 March 8, 2011
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A school where teachers like to do whatever the fuck they want while the students like to smoke weed in our basement. Drama is created by boys mainly who think they are whiny little girls. If you go to lockport you are either Pregnant, a Stoner, or a Smartass. If you don’t fall into those categories, your probably a fuckboy or a hoe. (Or your just drunk or high)
Guy: Do you go to Lockport High School?
Girl: Yeah!
Guy: So that’s why your pregnant
by Sucker69669 October 19, 2018
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A high school on Illinois with terrible teachers who don't give a shit. Filled with 1% normal people, 19% fat emo girls, 50% white girls wearing sweatshirts and yoga pants, 20% weed smokers, and the other 10% are people who just creep you out. Avoid this place as much as possible.
Kid 1: I heard Lockport township high school is a great school.
Kid 2: Do you plan on being a drug dealer?
Kid 1: Yeah!
Kid 2: Lockport is your place!
by ihatemyschool666 January 5, 2014
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A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.
What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!
by LTHS Teacher December 12, 2018
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