bread loaf

n.: the worst insult ever

1) Dale (c) =): u bread loaf
2) haha remo, u bread loaf

by notd665 October 27, 2005

top loaf of bread

Basically a hoe, everyone touches it but no one wants it

Damn bro she's the top loaf of bread

by Pxrla October 7, 2019

Bread Loaf

To give a girl head and call it a day.

How was your date with Stacy?

It was a lot of fun. We had dinner and then I bread loafed her and called it a night.

by Robthedog24 September 20, 2020

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

bread loaf

Substance that comes out of an elephant's ass at the circus.

"Ruh-roh. That clown just stepped in the fresh bread loaf."

by Kfunky October 26, 2006

bread loaf shoes

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.

Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.

by me.....)()( January 3, 2008

A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread

Somebody who's not quite mentally competent
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal

Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!

by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009