1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.
2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.
3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.
When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis
and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"
A MIDI controller that many people use. The most popular use is with its User Mode. In it you can sample a song in Ableton Live, map it to the pads, and play it with optional light effects. Three creators who skyrocketed the community I are Kaskobi, SoNevable, and Pro Launchpadder
Dude: Hey have you seen any good launchpad covers lately?
Dudebro: Of course I have. Many by Kaskobi and Pro Launchpadder!