alabama launch pad 

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

alabama launch pad by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

Blow up on the launch pad 

To blow up on the launch pad means to ejaculate on a woman’s pelvis or vagina before even entering.

*virgin*: Hey bro, I’m about to smash Vanessa tonight!

*bro*: Nice man, just try not to throw up from excitement or blow up on the launch pad lmaoooo!

Blow up on the launch pad by Mr.krabbs January 18, 2019

Launchpad McQuack 

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.

Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.

Launchpad McQuack by Jaroferic January 11, 2012

Launchpad McQuack 

A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.

Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack!
Stephen: That's not the actual title of the song-

Launchpad McQuack by KrizzyKid September 4, 2013

Kennedy Launchpad 

When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation
goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis
and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"

I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie

Kennedy Launchpad by JohWaheed August 6, 2006

Launchpad 

A MIDI controller that many people use. The most popular use is with its User Mode. In it you can sample a song in Ableton Live, map it to the pads, and play it with optional light effects. Three creators who skyrocketed the community I are Kaskobi, SoNevable, and Pro Launchpadder

Dude: Hey have you seen any good launchpad covers lately?
Dudebro: Of course I have. Many by Kaskobi and Pro Launchpadder!

Launchpad by Aligator420 July 18, 2020

Launchpad 

An ugly girl. A Duck (ugly duckling). Derived from Lauchpad McQuack from Ducktales.

"...So what's her friend look like?"

"She's a launchpad Bro"

Launchpad by Luke Calvin November 21, 2006