landlining

The smoking of illegal substances in a phone booth, typically out of desperation. Usually performed in large cities such as Budapest.

"Dude, I am sick of walking around looking for a place to smoke, are you down for some landlining?"

by kifli1 February 15, 2010

vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

by JDH656 March 22, 2015

A landline Arkwood Man

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

by The transport observer June 16, 2023

Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

“I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021