Pronouced La CanYAda. Town in Los Angeles where everyone thinks, acts, and talks alike. The most boring town on the face of the planet. There's absolutely nothing to do, so all everyone does is have sex, get drunk, and smoke.

You're popularity is based on how much money your parents make, how big your house is, and how many people you have sex with.

Everyone's too rich to function.

You can tell how rich a person is by what part of town they live in.

Everyone's a freaking genius.

Technically, there is no movie theater.
No mall.
Nothing to do.
Everything is on one main street.

Everyone's skinny, beautiful, and blonde.

Everyone thinks they live in LA. Everyone's just as rich that they might as well. Many celebrities live/have lived here.

No one has ever heard of La Canada, but once you say, "Right next to Pasadena," everyone knows where it is.
Person 1: Where's La Canada? Is that in Canada?
LC Person: It's pronounced La Canyada. It's by Pasadena!
Person 1: OH! I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
by omg_itsmeee July 3, 2006
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