LTP 

lick that pussy

Jim: Im gonna LTP

LTP by ukatoxd April 17, 2019

LTP 

Stands for "Love The Police!"

I'm glad the police are here to protect us! LTP!

LTP by tx.meds January 9, 2021

ltp 

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc

person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!

ltp by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

LTP 

to lay the poop short and simple

IDK about you but im gonna go LTP.

LTP by geniusboy/man May 2, 2011

LTP 

Lay The Pipe, Lay teh Pipe.

This saying is used with a sexual connotation.

Would you LTP?
Man I'd LTP in a Heartbeat.

LTP by Dinsdale February 3, 2005

LTP 

"Lay the Pipe" "Laying the Pipe" "Laid the Pipe"

Analogy for having sex.

Eviscero had drinks with Jennifer Aniston last night and then LTP till she begged for mercy.

LTP by eviscero February 3, 2005

LTP 

To Lose the Plot. This saying is generally used to describe a situation which arises after an overconsumption of alcohol and or other drugs. Symptoms are dancing on tabletops, vomiting, loss of memory, and unexplainable stains, injuries and phone numbers.

Man, I LTP'd last night. I can't remember anything and my leg hurts.

LTP by Ben C July 5, 2004