King simp

A mega simp. A man who turns his back on his children or child for a bitch. King of all simps basically. See definition simp for more info.
Tommy is a king simp.
by I pad pro ussr February 22, 2021
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King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 24, 2020
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