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Rural drudges, no class, slovenly, aversive to hard work, dim as a used up bulb. The Kettles were originally a family portrayed in American comic films in the 1940s and '50s (the first was "The Egg And I", portraying life on a chicken / egg farm, the last "The Kettles on Old Macdonald's Farm".) In the first movie, the slow-thinking and lazy Pa and Ma Kettle, with their fifteen children, win a tobacco slogan writing contest and get a modern house with electronic gadgetry they can not fathom. Today, the term is occasionally used to describe an uncouth dufus, a rude lout, someone who completely ignores politeness and common knowledge, someone who might act like an unschooled, ignorant rural clod.
These kettles boarded the plane and proceeded to place their infant in the overhead baggage bin, as he spit tobacco juice on the aisle carpet.
kettle by JDiver May 15, 2010
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A way to address a hypocritical, or two-faced person in an 'inside' manner.
Hey, James.. 'Kettle!' I uttered after hearing the girl go on and on complaining about the same things she had just done.
Todoroki’s worst nightmare

Dreamwastaken’s laugh
Todoroki: *gets hit with boiling hot kettle water*

Dream: *WWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZEEE*
Kettle by Applesauces December 22, 2020
When one has too much tea to share.
“Stacy, i got a full on kettle to share with you right now
Kettle by urbaaaannnnnn June 26, 2019
Someone that can sing un-naturally high notes.
Jon: Hey did you here MIKA's new song?
Smith: Yeh, he's such a kettle.
kettle by sopifhboirbj January 3, 2008
Derived from the (Y) sign used on instant messaging, as this looks slightly like a vagina. So, when you thumbs up someone, you're calling them a cunt. Taking this further, when a fireman thumbs up you, he's calling you a cunt. Kettles were originally heated by fire, which is put out by firemen, so Kettle became slang for cunt.
she had a right bucket of a kettle!
Kettle by thekettle June 29, 2011
Did you see those folks Trainspotting at the station? They were waiting to photograph a kettle
kettle by kettle spotter May 23, 2010