Kettle

When one has too much tea to share.

“Stacy, i got a full on kettle to share with you right now”

by urbaaaannnnnn June 26, 2019

Kettle

Derived from the (Y) sign used on instant messaging, as this looks slightly like a vagina. So, when you thumbs up someone, you're calling them a cunt. Taking this further, when a fireman thumbs up you, he's calling you a cunt. Kettles were originally heated by fire, which is put out by firemen, so Kettle became slang for cunt.

she had a right bucket of a kettle!

by thekettle June 29, 2011

Kettle

Canister, usually made of cast iron, used for simmering food over a flame for a long period of time.

Paw git out der and chake that KeTTle.

by balbonie September 9, 2003

Kettle

A collection of porn in any form. As you would say a "flock" of sheep you say a "kettle" of porn. However kettle can be used on its own with the same effect.

Farmer Jess: I have a chicken kettle at home, would you like some?
Dr Jamie: No, i prefer male kettles to be honest.
(this shows Farmer Jess is very into animal sex and Jamie is homosexual :D)

by Morrison Fraser March 5, 2008

Kettle

Usually a Subaru that has been done up by a know it all rev head until it sounds like granny's old kettle when it changes into 3rd gear.

Have you heard matts car I don't know what he's done to it but oh boi it's a kettle.

by Sendysquad April 19, 2018

Kettle

Something that scares Shoto Todoroki.

*Something scares Todoroki (unusual but oh well)* Wow! Another kettle!?

by Bakugou's wife October 19, 2020

Kettled

When one is confused or, through some other reason, cannot think clearly.
Often used in conjunction with other scouse dialect to form phrases which may be confusing to outsiders

"Me heads pyarr kettled after listening t' tha"

by PurpleBin January 16, 2017