(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
by pacman jones32 February 22, 2010
A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.
by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006
by Morgan January 25, 2005
kenny chesney is a great country sinfger dated a sexy brunette named stephanie but broke up with her tragicly, is engaged to whitney delora wynn but is cheating with his ex...hint hint.
kenny is a great guy.
by stephaniekim February 15, 2005
Term used to describe men on online dating sites who only post pictures of themselves wearing a hat, sunglasses, or both to hide the fact that they are unattractive, cross-eyed or bald.
"This guy's cute but I totally think he has Kenny Chesney Syndrome, he has a hat on in every picture"
by bustedbeatbox August 2, 2011