by knaitlyn August 29, 2008
To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.
Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."
John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"
John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"
by John McDonnell January 15, 2007
When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.
Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!
by IMGXY478 November 30, 2021
by Alanna January 29, 2004
by Marcus October 23, 2003
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
by Mayur03 October 24, 2010
I call shotgun, no joust
by Big Mike April 26, 2004