by SinneR'sLair July 26, 2008
by chunx November 3, 2005
when your girl is on her hands and knees and you run full force with your boner and ram her in the ass.
by Rayne95 December 29, 2015
Using ones erect penis against another person or friend with an erect penis and running at full speed at each other and whoever gets stabbed by the erect penis loses.
"Oh man my stomach has an enormous bruise from when your dick hit me at our last jousting session"
"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
"Fuck dude my black eye isn't getting much better from jousting last friday"
by Negro Flakes March 3, 2009
Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013
I call shotgun, no joust
by Big Mike April 26, 2004