by Young Boy Never Broke Again November 8, 2018
When you do something clumsy or embarrassing (like tripping) and attempt to play it off as purposeful even though everyone around knew it wasn't.
Larry unsuccessfully tried to Jones his friends after tripping over his shoelace and falling into a gate.
by Dragon Slayer 741 October 10, 2017
One can only "pull" a Jones. Pulling a Jones refers to someone who achieves the highest accolades in their respective field (school/job/sport) at a very young age, shows a lot of potential for further greatness and GOAT status, then goes and does something completely stupid (likely ruining everything he accomplished and/or could have accomplished). Usually involves a hit-and-run involving a pregnant woman (and breaking her arm). Inly returning to the scene to get a handful of cash out of his own car, and then running away AGAIN! Oh, and also COCAINE!!
Fan: Did you see Jon Jones put Machida to sleep with a Standing Guillotine?! That is SO JONES!! He PULLS it off again!
Me: Yo, I saw Jon Jones hit-and-run a preggo, breaking her arm. He ran like he was Coked up! Came back for cash just to re-up on Coke. THAT'S pulling a Jones.
Fan: Oh... :'(
Me: Yo, I saw Jon Jones hit-and-run a preggo, breaking her arm. He ran like he was Coked up! Came back for cash just to re-up on Coke. THAT'S pulling a Jones.
Fan: Oh... :'(
by UrbSmoker May 13, 2015
Making fun of a person to the point where they laugh uncontollably (or either feel like crying) <--- usually this one.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Usually just sayin' ridiculous shit that comes off the top of your head. The truest jones are the funniest ones.
The worst is group joning. Its halarious when you're high.
Ex. of joning: That n**ga's head look like a bean.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
I cant name em, you usually gotta learn how to jone on your own. If you get good at it you can really bring a person down.
by Merk Red December 20, 2005
a crazy black gurl. has a lot of fun. she is always lost in her own lil world.has a funny, crazy, weird personality. is very goofy and loves to hang out wit her friends. has a very big heart filled with all kinds of things but doesnt know hw 2 use it. jus like her brain. LOVES 2 dance and also dance crazy. hangs out wit people her age all the time. doesnt like 2 hurt peoples feelings and feels bad when she does.likes to feel older.WANTS TO BE TREATED OLDER. veryyyy stuburn especially wen it comes 2 money even wen she owes som1 bac.very pretty and like 2 show her figure through clothes.tight clothes. also show off her goddies.can be scary at times.loves to shop but with a lot of money.loves to go places.VERY VERY VERY CLUMSY CANT STAND UP WORTH A D#*N. lazyy.wants freedom at her home.a semi-freak needs help 2 be freaky or at least try 2 tlk it.LIKES TO HAVE FUNN AND IS VERY FUNNY AND GOES CRAZY WEN PEOPLE GET HURT REAL BAD. CAN BE VERY ANGER AT POINTS.
by FUSSY FUSSY December 31, 2011
It's a basque name which means passionate, sensitive and outgoing. If your name is Jone you're probably warm-hearted and you're always helping those who need you.
by realdictionaryacademy December 18, 2016