You'll never meet anybody whose as interesting as a Joel. It's hard to wrap your fingers around him because he isn't stable. This guy is so good at reading people and playing mind games that he'll have you wrapped around his finger before you know it and you'll fall so in love with him that you'll begin to disregard all of the bad qualities that he has. A Joel is passionate and driven, someone who can overcome challenges without letting the pressure enthrall him. Truly a calm and cool individual. He's smart,cunning,and deceitful but that just adds to his hotness. He's well liked but he can let it get to his arrogant head and become a rude and selfish jerk. Beware if you aren't in his inner circle or a complete hottie because that's when his rudeness becomes noticeable. Despite his many faults he will cherish those that he love and remain loyal and dedicated to you once you've been accepted by him. He's cautious about who he chooses to surround himself with and thus he knows many but has few true friends. He is the epitome of an evil genius.
Girl 1: Hey who is that hot guy over there???
Girl 2: Oh that's Joel but he is such a smart ass player!!!
Girl 1: I've finally found what I've been looking for!!
Girl 2: Oh that's Joel but he is such a smart ass player!!!
Girl 1: I've finally found what I've been looking for!!
by slaincrocodile May 7, 2010
Joel Pronounced: “God of Sex”
Joel is the name given to a man who has devastatingly good looks and is without a doubt the most ripped, vascular being you will ever encounter.
Joel is the epitome of sex on legs.
When you first meet Joel, you will think he is immune to feelings because of all his muchoness.
However, underneath the surface, Joel is a warm, loving and sweet boy, capable of feelings such as being in love and in lust.
If you ever do get the privilege of meeting Joel, you’ll come to realize that you’ll never meet anyone who could ever compare to him, not even marginally.
Joel is the name given to a man who has devastatingly good looks and is without a doubt the most ripped, vascular being you will ever encounter.
Joel is the epitome of sex on legs.
When you first meet Joel, you will think he is immune to feelings because of all his muchoness.
However, underneath the surface, Joel is a warm, loving and sweet boy, capable of feelings such as being in love and in lust.
If you ever do get the privilege of meeting Joel, you’ll come to realize that you’ll never meet anyone who could ever compare to him, not even marginally.
I love you Joel.
by Daisyyy ;) January 23, 2020
Joel is one of the most amazing guys you’ll ever meet. He is so sweet and caring. He will do anything for his girlfriend, and will love her no matter what. Joel’s are usually tall and funny, but very smart and thoughtful. Joel’s are very smart, and good with really anything. Joel’s are very athletic and fit. If you ever need anything, he will stop what he’s doing and rush to you right away just to see if you’re okay. Joel is a very loving person and can make anyone smile when they’re upset. Joel’s are also great in bed! He will make you feel so good! If you find a Joel, keep him as long as possible, because once you find him, you’ll never find anyone better.
by Cheeseball69 October 28, 2019
A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!
by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019
A boys name often given to a boy with a large penis. Also given to men that are considered by many as 'Gods of rugby league'
by megan fox 3793 April 11, 2011
Joel is the cutest boy you will ever see. His makes everyone smile and or bust out in laughter. He possibly has a girlfriend or crushing on someone and ofc every single girl in school likes him. He will make you feel special and loved. His a god at soccer and that's why his on the best team in the city. And his hair is so soft and silky you would never want to let go. His hugs are the best especially the really long ones. When he says he loves you he means it. His that person that you can text all day and all night without getting bored. And his a person you will never want to play with or get on his bad side cause you will regret it.
by We AnOnYmOuS September 21, 2019
Casandra is dating joel!!?!? Who would have thought, and to think it all started with a bike ride ;)
by CasMerc December 10, 2019