jewishe

calling someone a jew but in a nice way, just fun to say w/ an italian accent.

Oh look, its a homosexual jewishe!

by coolestpersonEVER August 06, 2007

that's jewish

A horrid term used to describe things that are stupid by non-jews, these people are ignorant

stupid boy: haha, you can;t afford that? its only 50 dollars, that is so Jewish, ahaha

by Sarah February 10, 2005

jewishize

to make one more jewish. to make one into a money desirer.

why did i let your mother jewishize you so much?

by harr donn October 03, 2007

jewishes

a hiltonism, referring to more than one jew. also refers to judaism as a whole.

I wonder how the jewishes felt about that.

The mormons and the jewishes are in no way related.

by TEEJSTAH January 28, 2010

Jewish!

interjection: What you exclaim when someone sneezes, as opposed to "gesundheit" or "god bless you."

Chloe: "So as I wa-ACHOOOOOOO!"
Sarah: "Jewish!"
Chloe: "Thanks."

by FenwayFoulke May 03, 2007

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

by JAP_ January 11, 2008

Jewish Goodbye

People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet

"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."

by Skotreeseonce October 06, 2015