jew jitsu

A jewish martial art.

A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.

by jew jitsu master March 30, 2010

jew jitsu

A jew that knows Jujitsu.

He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!

by Rolle42 April 18, 2008

Jew-jitsu

The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.

I tried to mug that nerdy girl, she took my gun with her jew-jitsu techniques.

by biggest fw800 May 28, 2010

Jew jitsu

From a rough neighborhood and your always looking over your shoulder to prevent from getting stolen from is a self defense teqnique superior to no other is Jew jitsu.

Hey, did you see that guy dlookin at my car? I'm about to read up on my Jew jitsu, I don't owe him nothin'

by bushlight December 28, 2018

Jew Jitsu

The martial art for kykes. It's jujitsu for jews.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu!"

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