by warrior 4567 January 16, 2018
A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.
I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.
by Alan S. April 21, 2008
A puppet owned (about to be disowned) by a man who refuses to pay bills. Jeffy doesn’t stop spanking his diaper. Kids name Noah commonly act as Jeffy for a VERY LONG period of time.
by microppintightpuss October 23, 2019
The single greatest human being alive. Always on Omegle or ChatRoulette, a sweetie all around, but kinda goofy and obsessed with sex. Has troubles answering his phone, or Skype. Very easy to love, very very hot, and someone you never wanna let go of. Don't ever lose your Jeffy or you'll lose your heart. <3
by SomeSwagOrSomething September 1, 2010
Jeffies are opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. In other words any form of opioid medication. Usually in the form of but not limited to; oxycodone or hydrocodone. Many name brands of "Jeffies" are; Oxycontin "The King Jeffi", or weaker forms of "Jeffies" sch as Loraltab or Percocet. Other forms of "Jeffies" are such forms of opioid such as methadone, codeine, morphine, and even on some cases heroin. The name "Jeffi" derives from the people who sell drugs like these. When buying such drugs you have to deal with low life's that aren't legally named "Jeffi" but just look like they should be. This is from things like being overweight and having bent up glasses and being over medicated on Jeffies at all times.
Hey man you wana celebrate and grab a couple jeffies and watch a movie?" or "Dude im so jeffied right now I don't know when I'm asleep or when I'm awake its crazy brah." or "Man I love Jeffies but I hate Jeffi.
by Da Beaks January 20, 2011
Friend 1- "So have you hooked up with that girl yet?"
Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"
Friend 2- "Yeah, she finally gave me a jeffy yesterday"
by pbny July 16, 2011
the dude who is on crack and is high and like to hit his dick all the time and ask for money so he can stuff it in his diaper and the definition of cancer who DOES NOT like peas and he can rap like a motherfucker
by THE SWAG NIGGA 05 January 2, 2019