Jeef

To laugh so hard your asshole fires like a machine gun

i just jeef'ed

by Garouken December 23, 2018

Jeef

The Male equivalent of a queef out of his japs eye.

My girlfriend thought I had farted but it was actually a jeef.

by SirJeefAlot October 17, 2023

Jeef

A term used to describe when one jizzes and qweefs at the same time.

Aw dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and I totally jeefed on the sheets.

by Col. Klink June 13, 2011

Jeef

To pick up a fat girl on her period and eat her pussy.

Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?

Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.

by Im A Bear July 11, 2012

Jeef

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

by Danstrom March 15, 2010

Jeef

The all knowing birb he knows all

Jeef is not a being a being is jeef

by poopyinmypants247 March 30, 2018

Jeef

A picture that moves on a text; a funny repeating video

“Thomas sent me a funny jeef today of a cat!”

by The University of Moscow May 19, 2021