January 1st is the first day of the new year! Also, national sucking holes day!! You can suck a hole make or female of even holes in walls!!
“Lemme suck your hole Jimmy”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”
“Nah lemme suck yours”
“Brb I’m gonna go suck Kailey’s hole rn to contribute to January 1st”
“What’s that?”
“National sucking holes day!”
by BallzMcFrostys October 17, 2019
National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!
-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??
-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??
-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"
by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020
- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"
- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"
- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!
by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020
by viveishappynow December 27, 2021
When a bunch of dumb asses post New Year New Me and go to the gym for like 2 days and give up because they are gay ass hoes
girl: NEW YEAR NEW ME STARTING JANUARY 1ST
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days
guy at the gym on January 3rd: THEY DO THIS EVERY YEAR, sees her at the ice cream store and asks her why she only went for 2 days
by gtgbbgrs December 22, 2019
Person A: mmm I'm in the mood for some toe sucking! can I suck your toes?
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.
Person B: eww no!
Person A: but its January 1st!
Person B: Well ok then.
by spicy quacamole December 31, 2020
Hey it’s 1 more minute till 12:00amJanuary 1st! Guess what that means........*climbs truck**...... “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!”
by hersheys October 30, 2019