This island is the best in Rhode Island. Its a mile wide, and 9 miles long, but there's a whole lotta stuff to do on this island. Most kids learn to skate, because we have a sick skate park by the school, and tons of hills to bomb on longboards. At least half of the kids here grow up to become pot heads in their teens, and a popular place to smoke is the cliff on the golf course over by the newport bridge. If you want to buy pot, all you have to do is show up at the skate park any time after noon. When we finally graduate 8th grade, we go to north kingstown for high school, which is an appropriate name, because when us "Jamestoners" show up there, we spread the wealth of mary jane. Most of us are three times as cool as all the nk kids.They will all quickly try as hard as they can to get a friend from J-town so they can brag to their other nk friends that they're a Jamestownie, which is a more verbose method of saying, "Im a poser!!" It's too bad that the skate park gets suckily graffitied, but not by Jamestowners, because we care about our skate park. ITS THOSE FRIGGIN JAMESTOWNIES!!! posers.
by flingy fromp is really JD March 8, 2008
A small town in central Indiana. Population is about 900. The only street light in town is flashing yellow one way, and flashing red the other way. Downtown is about 80 yards long, on one street. It takes about 10 minutes to walk through town, about 6 to run through. In other words, the town is about one mile square. Attractions: Well, if you want to get hit on by fat ugly girls every time you walk to the food mart/gas station, then this is the place for you! If you want to be able to smoke pot and drink beer on Main Street, but are underage, then welcome!
Me, walking to work:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Hey boy, watcha doin? What's your name?
Me:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Where do you go to school?
Me:
I think you get the point about Jamestown. Or Jimmmytown, as some friends say...
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Hey boy, watcha doin? What's your name?
Me:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Where do you go to school?
Me:
I think you get the point about Jamestown. Or Jimmmytown, as some friends say...
by Narniafrek September 1, 2008
9 by 1.5 island community located at the mouth of the narragansett bay in Rhode Island. Home of the socially elite, the kids here have there choice of schools and drugs.Drugs drugs drugs and drugs. most likely a field somewhere in the middle of the island that no body knows about. Typical saturday nights include doing drugs and sketchy walks down narragansett ave...where all the drunk people from the bar roam back and forth from xtra mart to the water. With only like 3 choices in places to party, potters (poison ivy capital of the world), eldred ave (soccer moms blow it up) and hulls cove (but too close to romanos crib). Jamestown will be the first to go in a mass flooding of the world. Awesome!
by John Stuart September 18, 2005
A resident of Jamestown who spends most of their time skating and smoking. Boys and girls alike most often have a head of long, unbrushed hair and consider swimming in the ocean as good as taking a shower. It is not uncommon for one to wear the same clothes for multiple days at a time but are most recognized for their likeability, dispite their appearance. Almost all jamestowners own longboards and spend their days bombing hills or cliff jumping at Fort Wetherill. After graduating 8th grade from Jamestown School, students go on to NKHS where they are realized to be at least 1000% cooler than kids from NK. Because of this factor, North Kingstown residences often find themselves making friends from Jamestown so they can come to the island and pretend to be awesome. NK kids who visit Jamestown have been known to call themselves Jamestownies in feeble attempts to fit in. This often leads to corruption among visitors and soon everyone from out of town is referring to Jamestowners as Jamestoners. All in all, Jamestowners are a very fine breed of chill, down to earth kids who are otherwise described as the epidemy of cool.
Jamestowner: "Let's go bomb some gnar hills at Wetherill, then we can swim at Dutch and go eat at Fred's."
by spease September 10, 2006
a small island in southern rhode island where it seems as if all the other people in the state visit in order to experience psychadelic drugs. in jamestown you can find nothing but punks and hippies and the occasional black wannabe. jamestown is a place where skateboarding is more popular than football and the mushrooms are never prtabello... always mind enhancing. most parents will not let their children come to jamestown because if he does, within weeks of his first encounter with this magical region, he will be "one with earth." he will be rolling his own cigarettes and talking in nothing but street drug slang. but the most important thing of all is we jamestowners love our mother nature.
by Bahama September 4, 2005
A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.
"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."
"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."
"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."
by TheBigfilthy April 30, 2009
a group of Jamestown Jammers fans who thinks that it is fun to yell, scream, and blow vuvuzelas in support of their team.
FAN 1: Did you see the Jamestown Jammers Game
FAN 2: Yes, but a loud group of fans was really bothering me the whole time.
FAN 3: Oh you mean the Jamestown Freaks, they are awesome.
FAN 2: Yes, but a loud group of fans was really bothering me the whole time.
FAN 3: Oh you mean the Jamestown Freaks, they are awesome.
by Mattheus Karlsson July 6, 2011