JMU 

James Madison University:
The Place Your Mom Wished Never Existed, the Place your dad wished he could have gone.
Reasons For Going:
1. Free Beer.
2. Hottest Chicks (Thanks to Playboy)
3. Block Party
4. If you don't graduate in 4 years, its understandable, you're at JMU.

Prospective Students:
You have found your dream.

J MADDY IS FUCKING # 1.

JMU by J Vanny April 30, 2005

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Heaven on earth. You can tell if a guy is straight if he goes to JMU.

Tech guy: Hey I goto VTECH, I'm going to sleep in the second largest male only dorm on the east coast tonight!
JMU Dude: Thats funny because I'm about to go back to party at my apartment that I share with 4 girls. Oh and I don't have an STD you lying prick.

jmu by JMADDY August 7, 2006

JMU 

Makes Disney world look like a concentration camp. Everyone is happy and nice. Beautiful campus. Just about 2 hot girls for every boy. Located in Harrisonburg, Va.

During the campus tour at JMU they said something about their science hall being one of the largest, or was it longest, academic buildings in the country, or was it hemisphere? Idk actually, I was too busy staring at the girls.

JMU by lioaonl August 8, 2010

JMU 

the school where the only place things get hard is in bed

That's how it goes down at JMU

JMU by j.maddy.baby January 25, 2011

JMU 

New Jersey in Virginia.

Drive around JMU and look at lisence plates. 70% New Jersey.

JMU by Lives outside JMU campus April 24, 2010

JMU 

It's true we're #1 for STDs now not Radford but that's okay because at least we'll have jobs after we graduate.

Tech and UVA may shit on us but they still come to our Halloween uninvited year after year and awkwardly try to get with our much more attractive student body but usually end up getting too drunk and failing miserably.

If you want an almost guaranteed decent job in the D.C. area from a school that has a higher median post graduate salary than Penn State University, then you came to the right place.

Sure it may not take you 4 years to graduate, but that's kindof expected when 30% of your time here was spent drunk putting your clothing back on after another... interesting night

Damn bro you go to JMU, how are the girls there?

"Bro don't get me started haha I'm living the dream"

JMU by updateurbandic22 January 9, 2023

JMU 

An over glorified teacher's college for stuck up bitches who think they can party. The place is full of little bitches who think they're all the smartest kids and think they can drink. They are also prone to brag about the fact that they are one of the most "elite" schools in the area and that they party harder than any other school. All the girls claim to be models and think they’re the shit, when in fact they're pretty ugg even after a few drinks. Seriously, why would anyone want to go to JMU, what the fuck is there to do in Harrisonburg?

JMU bitch: "yeah, JMU has all the hottest kids and all the best parties"
ODU kid: "how much did you have to drink last night?"
JMU bitch: "shit man, I don't even know, probably like 6 or 7 beers"
ODU kid: "wow, you're cool man"

JMU by marmph February 20, 2010