J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.
by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016
Get the J.K. Rowlingmug. the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"
by xx_joao_epic_gamer_playz_69 September 30, 2022
Get the J.K. Rowlingmug. by Potterhead #330203 October 08, 2011
Get the J.K. Rowlingmug. The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.
Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.
by TheNuminous July 20, 2008
Get the J.K. Rowlingmug. Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019
Get the J.K Rowlingmug. by LeonC January 27, 2003
Get the J.K Rowlingmug. by gotouchgrass_8163 June 05, 2022
Get the J.K Rowlingmug.