J.K. Rowling 

Medicore writer who probably stole the idea for Harry Potter from a writer who is actually tallented.

Any time you see her on TV, she will tell the interviewer how much she hates the movies, despite being made underservedly rich from them.

Interviwer: "So tell us what you think on the new movie Ms. Rowling"

J.K. Rowling: "Meh, they got it so wrong when Harry ruined Fred's beard-juice"

*Takes another £1M cheque*

J.K. Rowling by Percy October 17, 2005

J.K. Rowling 

J.K. Rowling is the ruler of everything. She created the masterpiece Harry Potter. She is currently believed to be Rita Skeeter in disguise or a squib.

J.K. Rowling dictated my life

J.K. Rowling by halfbloodnephilim June 19, 2016

J.K. Rowling 

the person who said that harry potter has erectile disfunction and also a bathroom monitor who asks to see your genitals.

"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, let me look at your genitals"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and welcome to today's Harry Potter genital facts: Did you know Harry Potter suffers from erectle disfunction?"
"Hey it's me J.K. Rowling, and I am mentally insane"

J.K. Rowling by xx_joao_epic_gamer_playz_69 September 30, 2022

J.K. Rowling 

Queen of the literary world. Praise her.

J.K. Rowling is the woman who saved my life. I owe her so, so much.

J.K. Rowling by Potterhead #330203 October 8, 2011

J.K. Rowling 

The extremely wealthy author of the Harry Potter series. Her books are entertaining, but her prose is unbearable.

Person 1: Who uses 'sanctimoniously' as an adverbial dialogue tag?
Person 2: J.K. Rowling, that's who.

J.K. Rowling by TheNuminous July 20, 2008

J.K. Rowling 

Author of the Harry Potter books and a total TERF. Should learn to keep her mouth shut.

See Also: female misogynist, fake feminist, overrated author, Robert Galbraith, Cormoran Strike

J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.

J.K. Rowling by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos December 15, 2023

J.K Rowling 

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.

Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”

J.K Rowling by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019