Italian Job

A job which, on the face of it, seems to have been done OK, but which may lack the traditional thoroughness or certainty associated with work done in countries like Britain, Germany etc., especially in the 19th century.
"I've fixed the bathroom taps - everything seems to be working fine, but it's an Italian job, so we'd better keep an eye on it."
by Khuy-n-inpw June 08, 2009
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Italian Job

When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.)
my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.
by kittenburger June 09, 2011
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Italian Job

having a girl jack a guy off using a warm pizza flavored hot pocket and then the girl eats whats left of the hot pocket
this chick gave me such a good italian job yesterday
by little trevor June 14, 2009
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Italian Job

When you see a girl you like driving in her mini cooper and start racing her, only to have her surprise you by beating you and driving straight to your place. The ensuing sex is referred to as an Italian Job.
Remember that hottie from the mall? Yeah, she totally gave me an Italian Job last night. I can still smell the gasoline and humiliation.
by slancio March 23, 2011
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Italian Job

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds
I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.
by Mad@Minis April 11, 2010
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Italian Job

This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.
My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.
by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009
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