by woodstock109 June 25, 2009
by Shinybiscuit January 24, 2009
by Moriah Love July 15, 2023
Me: Man, last night was uneventful
Friend: What do you mean you dropped your bags on live TV and mooned the entire world.
Friend: What do you mean you dropped your bags on live TV and mooned the entire world.
by sneakysneaky123 June 1, 2022
the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
by Prik Nash July 8, 2019
by Talk to Frank August 20, 2004
An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.
Her: What can I do to please you?
Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.
Her: What?
Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
by PMax February 10, 2008