Hoover

One who partakes in oral sex quite often, and sucks like the vacuum cleaner

Tim: "Damn, Lisa blows a lot of guys"
Danny: "Yeah, she's a Hoover"

by NachoCheez May 26, 2014

hoover

Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'

Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!

by @ p$3ud0n`/m February 18, 2005

hoover

To consume beer rapidly

" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"

by Upright Hoover April 5, 2007

Hoover

Someone who really enjoys giving hickies... especially when they dont mean to and everyone they know, knows about it.

Your hoover of a girlfriend left a love bite on your neck.

by RevStan January 6, 2004

hoover

A brand of vacuum cleaners.

There is a hoover in the store.

by Andrew Stolzenbach October 18, 2003

Hoover

A suck-up

"I love your new haircut, boss" "Oh, quit being such a hoover"

by enalzi December 8, 2002

Hoover

a president of the united states. hoover was elected in 1928 and was blamed by many for the depression. contrasting greatly w/ fdr's new deal, hoover did little to nothing because he believed in the business cycle - where the economy would fix itself.

he did, however, set up the boulder dam project to provide jobs for people. boulder dam is more popularly known as hoover dam.

what?

by unusu-al November 7, 2003